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This movie trys way to hard to be “The Blair Witch” project.  You can’t just put a camera into the hands of teenagers, have some shaky running away scenes and expect it to have the same effect.  Their first problem was the main characters are dicks.  Not only are they dicks, but they are super uninteresting as well.  Its literally them pulling pranks for nearly two hours which doesn’t really tell us what kind of people they are, and after a while I just kept thinking back to how the three teenagers in Blair Witch are ten times more likable.  There really isn’t much of a story here, some citizens of a small town way back, murders, church, upsidown cross…… zzzzzz.  Not to mention they seem to leave out HUGE parts of the story.  Their car could be being attacked by an unknown whatever, and they would just skip to the next day with no explanation.  How is that supposed to be scary?  What a bad movie.

This movie trys way to hard to be “The Blair Witch” project.  You can’t just put a camera into the hands of teenagers, have some shaky running away scenes and expect it to have the same effect.  Their first problem was the main characters are dicks.  Not only are they dicks, but they are super uninteresting as well.  Its literally them pulling pranks for nearly two hours which doesn’t really tell us what kind of people they are, and after a while I just kept thinking back to how the three teenagers in Blair Witch are ten times more likable.  There really isn’t much of a story here, some citizens of a small town way back, murders, church, upsidown cross…… zzzzzz.  Not to mention they seem to leave out HUGE parts of the story.  Their car could be being attacked by an unknown whatever, and they would just skip to the next day with no explanation.  How is that supposed to be scary?  What a bad movie.

Filed under 1 out of 5 June 9